Terms

Love Bomb, from absolutelynotacult.com — last updated July 6, 2026

These are short because the deal is simple.

The game

Love Bomb is a party game of eye contact, luck, and theatrical cult membership. It is free to play. It is entertainment, not divination — the telepathy is a bit. The cults are pretend; please keep them that way.

Your account

You need to be 13 or older. You're responsible for what you name yourself and your cult — keep names and missions free of hate, harassment, and impersonation. We may rename or remove cults and handles that cross that line, and in serious cases close accounts. Deleting your account is one tap, any time; see the privacy page for exactly what that removes.

Fair play

Scores are decided by our servers. Don't attack the service, automate play, or fabricate results. Cheating at a game about pretending to read minds is a strange hobby, and we will quietly un-rank it.

Purchases

Playing is free and will stay free. If paid offerings arrive (such as founding a cult), prices are shown before you pay, purchases are handled by the app stores, and nothing you can buy will ever make your eyes luckier.

The service

We work to keep Love Bomb up and delightful, but it's provided as-is, and we may change or discontinue features. To the extent the law allows, our liability is limited to what you paid us — which, for most souls, is nothing.

Questions

Write to lovebomb@absolutelynotacult.com.

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